friendlyatheist:

Heck. Some have mustaches and some don’t.

I usually hate these stupid text posts because they usually are cliche or just nonsense, but this is actually something I think about all the time.

winterking:

Guys, I think I found the perfect man…

She’s doing so well, working a job where she gets to travel, and she lives in two cities. She has an apartment in Chicago as well as a house in Madison. Sometimes I hate things. This is one of those times. Also, the guy she lives with is someone of much lesser character than someone as cool as me. UPSET! that’s how I feel.

hammerito:

guess who’s been drinking!

a-sexy-robot:

now-let-me-at-the-truth:

a-parliament-of-owls:

gilmoure:

-rosasparks-:

whineandbeer:

Blue + cheese + Seize the Day. Can we make it a Wheel of Fortune “Before & After” (sort of almost) and just call my band “Blue Cheese the Day”?

Black + Beer + Girl = Black Beer Girl. Meh, I’ve heard worse.

Blue Taco Eruption. 

blue vodka native

…

i kind of dig it, actually.

black fudge drumming

black french fries what.  brb…geeking the fuck out.  lmao!!!

Light Blue Diet Coke If I Had A Boat. I don’t think it worked for me.

Haha. C. S. Lewis is a joke.

Everything is happy right now.

corona-graminea:

corona-graminea:

In honor of my 6,000th post I am doing another giveaway!

Reblog for 1 entry. I will randomly choose a winner on September 27th, 2011

Check out my Etsy while you’re at it :D

Picking a winner tomorrow. Enter before it’s too late y’all

Gay bacon strips!

now-let-me-at-the-truth:

pmuthiah:

SO GOOD.

30 Rock, 5x16 TGS Hates Women

chloe moretz is the best

thedailywhat:

[aeferg / theghostofher.]

shadowsareeverywhere:

Watching Beast Wars always makes me feel better.